Wednesday, February 15, 2017

General Michael Hooked on Russian Caviar and Vodka

Following the shocking revelation that former national security advisor, Mike Flynn made numerous trips to Russia where he was reportedly compromised by Vladimir Putin who plied him with large quantities of Borscht and Russian Whiskey aka Beluga Gold Line Vodka.  CNN is now reporting that during the presidential campaign hundreds of secret training camps were set up in deep red states (no pun intended), by Russian agents to train naive young people the revolutionary tactics of Vladimir Lenin and Saul Alinsky (the world's two most infamous community organizers).  According to CNN these camps were established for the singular purpose of defeating Hillary Clinton and electing Donald Trump president.  However, many Americans are now beginning to wonder why Russian leader Putin would support the election of Trump.  Especially while sending an armed Russian spy ship some 30 nautical miles of the east coast of America near the submarine base at New London, Connecticut,  deploying nuclear tipped cruise missiles to Europe in violation of a Cold War Treaty and finally having Russian aircraft buzz American warships operating in the Black Sea. 
Putting together the pieces of this puzzle is proving to present more problems than a cross-eyed man would have with a Chinese jigsaw puzzle.  Perhaps, just perhaps this is all some master ploy intended to confound and confuse Putin and just as important those in the media.  And the mastermind behind this Machiavellian stroke of genius is none other than the man from Trump Tower, the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.        

Michael Flynn hooked on Russian Vodka and Cavier
In a late night raid, the FBI has recovered 7 cases of Belver Bears Vodka valued at some $7,240 per bottle and 5 cases of Petrossian Royal Ossetra Cavier valued at $3,036 per can at the residence of former Trump national security adviser, Mike Flynn.  If is further being reported that Flynn was wined and dined by Vladimir Putin while the former was in Russia and eventually hooked on these expensive Russian delicacies.  It is alleged that Putin used Flynn's addiction to obtain top secret military information from the Trump White House.  Needless to say, this earth-shattering information was first reported in the New York Times---an unimpeachable source of non-bias news. 
RUSSIAN CAVIER

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