Sunday, June 18, 2017

Conservative News and Opinion 6-18-17


Police BUST Teacher For Sex With Student, Then Police Make A Second Horrid Discovery About Her   
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Mad Dog Mattis Tells Generals Forget Obama’s Anti-ISIS Strategy Plan – It’s Time To Annihilate Them!   
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Latest Issue 'Poor Me' Magazine, Trump-Comey Edition    
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Media portrayal of Comey as a sex symbol is over-inflated   
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North Korea returns lazy American    
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Investigate Bernie Sanders for Collusion with Ball Park Shooter    
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Monday, May 22, 2017

Democrat New Orleans Mayor tears down historic statue of Robert E. Lee


On Friday police cars circled the last one standing, the imposing statue of General Robert E. Lee, a 16-foot-tall bronze figure mounted on a 60-foot pedestal in the center of Lee Circle near downtown. Live news trucks were parked on side streets, and cameramen watched from the windows of nearby hotel rooms. The air was muggy and tense. 

Three monuments already had come down in what represented a sharp cultural changing of the guard: First it was the Liberty Place monument, an obelisk tucked on a back street near the French Quarter that commemorated a Reconstruction-Era white supremacist attack on the city's integrated police force; next, Confederate Jefferson Davis — a bronze statue of the only president of the Confederacy, mounted on a pedestal in the working-class Mid-City area of town; then, Confederate General P.G.T. Beauregard, mounted high on a horse in a roundabout at the entrance to City Park. 

In a city where 60 percent of the residents are African-American, the monuments are an offensive celebration of the Confederacy and the system of slavery it sought to preserve.

 Over the past month, these venues became gathering places for people who support the statue removal, and those Neo Kulak’s who opposed them. The first three came down in the middle of the night; the official reason was for the protection and safety of the workers engaged in this rewriting of the historical record. The contractors who signed up for the removal received multiple death threats, and one had his car firebombed. 

The showdown bore all the acrimony and divisiveness typical of modern-day USSA politics: Those opposed to the removal lit candles at the base of the monuments and carried Confederate flags, pistols and automatic rifles. Anti-monument groups flew banners saying "Take 'em down" and even held a barbecue at the Jefferson Davis statue.  More.....

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Trump Supports Earth Day and Pocahontas was America's first Progressive Satire

TRUMP SUPPORTS EARTH DAY
Saturday we will celebrate the 47 annual Earth Day.  Over the years the sponsors have initiated numerous projects to return Mother Earth to her pristine state.  This year, however the organizers have outdone themselves.  They have determined the only way to stop the pollution of the planet is one person at a time.  Therefore they have asked all true believers to make the ultimate sacrifice and KILL THEMSELVES in order to reduce the amount of CO2 gases emitted into the atmosphere.  Accordingly the Board of Directors for Earth Day are installing a massive slab of Brazilian Granite on the grounds of the United Nations in NYC.  A slab on which the names of all, who put Mother Earth above Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness will be inscribed.  However, it should be noted that those over the age of 65 will not qualify for this honor, as their emissions of bodily gases is limited due to their advancing years.  But should anyone over the maximum age choose to take that final leap of faith, their names will be recorded in a large book to be donated to the Library of Congress in Washington.  At this time, I would be remiss if I failed to mention that the younger those participating in this grand project are---the higher their names will appear on granite marker.  The Board of Directors in hoping that many millennial's with take advantage of this once in a lifetime offer.
President Trump has just announced that in order to get the ball rolling he is pledging a $1,000 donation for each of the first 10,000 millennial's that take that final plunge.  That would come to some $10 million dollars.  Making him the biggest contributor to date for the Earth Day Foundation.    

POCAHONTAS FIRST U.S. LIBERAL    

Pocahontas, daughter of the great chief Powhatan of the mighty Tsenacommacah nation pleas with her father to spare the life of Captain John Smith and allow him and the other migrants to remain in the land.  The Chief respects his daughter's wishes, believing she must be right.  After all Pocahontas, is a recent graduate  of Know-it-all University in his nation's capital at Werowocomoco.  Thus began the assimilation of the white man into the American Indian Nation.  Or to put it another way, the Native American's first step toward the reservation.

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

General Michael Hooked on Russian Caviar and Vodka

Following the shocking revelation that former national security advisor, Mike Flynn made numerous trips to Russia where he was reportedly compromised by Vladimir Putin who plied him with large quantities of Borscht and Russian Whiskey aka Beluga Gold Line Vodka.  CNN is now reporting that during the presidential campaign hundreds of secret training camps were set up in deep red states (no pun intended), by Russian agents to train naive young people the revolutionary tactics of Vladimir Lenin and Saul Alinsky (the world's two most infamous community organizers).  According to CNN these camps were established for the singular purpose of defeating Hillary Clinton and electing Donald Trump president.  However, many Americans are now beginning to wonder why Russian leader Putin would support the election of Trump.  Especially while sending an armed Russian spy ship some 30 nautical miles of the east coast of America near the submarine base at New London, Connecticut,  deploying nuclear tipped cruise missiles to Europe in violation of a Cold War Treaty and finally having Russian aircraft buzz American warships operating in the Black Sea. 
Putting together the pieces of this puzzle is proving to present more problems than a cross-eyed man would have with a Chinese jigsaw puzzle.  Perhaps, just perhaps this is all some master ploy intended to confound and confuse Putin and just as important those in the media.  And the mastermind behind this Machiavellian stroke of genius is none other than the man from Trump Tower, the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.        

Michael Flynn hooked on Russian Vodka and Cavier
In a late night raid, the FBI has recovered 7 cases of Belver Bears Vodka valued at some $7,240 per bottle and 5 cases of Petrossian Royal Ossetra Cavier valued at $3,036 per can at the residence of former Trump national security adviser, Mike Flynn.  If is further being reported that Flynn was wined and dined by Vladimir Putin while the former was in Russia and eventually hooked on these expensive Russian delicacies.  It is alleged that Putin used Flynn's addiction to obtain top secret military information from the Trump White House.  Needless to say, this earth-shattering information was first reported in the New York Times---an unimpeachable source of non-bias news. 
RUSSIAN CAVIER

Friday, February 10, 2017

Trump the Swamp

The Liberal establishment was unable to stop  President Trump at the ballot box so they have now turned to appointed, not elected federal judges in a concerted effort to thwart the Trump agenda that would make 'America Great Again'.  We are already bearing witness to this attempt with the actions coming from the 9th circuit court in California and Washington state.  A ruling was just handed down that would fundamentally change the Constitution if left standing.  A ruling that would strip President Trump's right to protect America from all enemies, both foreign and domestic.  With emphasis being placed on foreign at this time.  This ruling by the 9th Circuit Court, would essentially give those living in foreign countries the constitutional right to travel to America.  Talk about a nation without borders---this is what those on the American left want and demand.  There is an old saying, "the barbarians are at the gate", never have these words been rang so true.  Americans in the heartland who recently elected Donald Trump as president will once again have to stand up to the mobs in the streets who would tear down the very fabric of our society to advance, what amounts to an alien ideology.  Many had thought the election of Donald Trump was some crowning victory, but it only signified the beginning of the great coming conflict and not it's end.  For far, far too long our great nation has been run by politicians who set aside campaign promises as soon as they settled into their plush seats in Congress, and appointed judges that seek to legislate from the bench.  Will now have that once in a generation opportunity to set things right.  It is time to "TRUMP THE SWAMP", that quagmire that has stifled this great land for far too long.      

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

A Satirical look at ways to stop Chicago Shooting Violence


Shootings in the windy city topped the 4,000 mark in 2016 with no end in sight for the staggering increase in what is becoming the the nations most extensive outbreak of air-borne lead poisoning in this country's history.  Even soon-to-be President Trump has tweeted on this alarming statistic.  Trump has warned city officials that their failure to control this would result in federal action.  Meanwhile suggestions are flooding in to the office of Trumps transition team on ways to stem this increase in what is obviously black on black gang violence.  One such solution would have all males ages 13-39 with gang tattoos in the afflicted areas be given $20,000 for turning in their firearms and submitting to a vasectomy.  After all shooting blanks never hurt anyone.  Seriously the thought behind this suggestion is that voluntary population control of those obviously having certain genetic deficiencies would lead to a more peaceful community at some point in the future.  Stats also confirm that the birth rate among unwed mothers would be sharply reduced, thereby dramatically decreasing the out-of-control demands on the virtually bankrupt welfare system.  Of course this suggestion was quickly condemned as being racist by those politicians who depend on the gang-banger vote for their place at the public trough. 
One suggestion that really peaked my attention, was one that would have would have mandated partial lobotomies for those afflicted with itchy finger syndrome and "yo mamma" fixations.  However, this was quickly discarded after famous brain surgeon, Ben Carson insisted this to be impractical because on the minuscule amount of grey matter found in those afflicted.  At any rate, this suggestion was quickly tossed out by politicians in Chicago as not only being racist, but fascist as well.  Maybe the best idea for the eventual elimination of gun violence in Chicago came from an employee of Remington Fire Arms, who recommended flooding the most afflicted areas with thousands of his companies latest military grade fully automatic rifles replete with unlimited ammo, while at the same time closing all surrounding hospitals and locking down all ambulance services.