Saturday, October 29, 2016

Carlos Danger takes center stage in Hillary email scandal

In an elaborate  ceremony in the White House Rose Garden on his second day in office, President Donald Trump awarded Anthony Weiner aka Carlos Danger the nation's highest civilian award, the Presidential Medal of Freedom in absentia. Carlos is now serving a 15 year sentence at the Federal Penitentiary at Allenwood, Pennsylvania where he is reportedly having the time of his life with the boys in Cell Block no. 2.  President Trump, in a brief statement expressed his gratitude to Mr. Weiner, a life-long Democrat, for his inadvertent aid in keeping the nation from going over the cliff by helping to insure that HRC would not reach the Oval Office.  At this time Hillary Clinton remains in seclusion at her sprawling estate in Chappaqua, New York.  While at the same time Huma Abedin, Sec. Clinton's former chief aid and wife of convicted child molester Anthony Weiner was seen outside the prison at Allenwood, apparently seeking to get on Anthony's visitor list.  It should be noted that Federal Penitentiaries allow conjugal visits, however we fail to recognize the need for such visits considering Carlos's tete-a-tete's with the boys in Cell Block no. 2!  But then, poor Huma may be unaware of Anthony's tryst just as she was about Hillary's illicit relationship with that hot server in her basement---and we don't mean the butler!   

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Shovels, Chicken Wings and Malt Liquor

In a totally predictable move unidentified sources in the Hillary Clinton campaign reveal that  large quantities of Malt Liquor, Chicken Wings, Glade - Air Fresheners, Shovels, Buckets of Blood, along with thousands of undocumented workers aka illegal aliens, have been sent to select black voting precincts located primarily inside the beltway of the large urban areas.  Areas, that are referred to by Crackers living outside those killing zones as "the ghetto"!  Apparently, this is a vast "get out the vote" effort by the Hillary's goose-stepping minions.  Minions that are marching in lock-step to the forked-tongue lady yelling cadence, "You had a good home, but you left, your right left....."!  

One doesn't have to speculate about the malt liquor and chicken wings being shipped into the ghetto precincts---that is quite obvious, but the run on shovels at the local hardware stores and the hoarding of buckets of blood from large slaughter houses has many but the most astute observers mystified.  When asked about these seemingly unrelated events as old-timer replied, "You got to feed those rotten corpses when you dig them up and keep them happy until they pull that voting level"!  An then of course there is the issue of the illegal aliens and why they are needed:  of course many will be escorted to the polling place with a translator in tow, but their primary function will be to man-the-shovels at the graveyard.  After all, as you might expect, no self-respecting ghetto resident would be caught dead (excuse the pun) with a shovel in his hand.  And then finally, the need for "Glade Air Freshener" should pass any smell test---rotting corpses in polling booths.       

"Bulworth" is a movie about a Democrat left wing politician.  One bitten by the truth bug.  This exert from his speech to a black group in South Central Los Angles tells the truth about Democrats and their black voters---give it a listen.

Thursday, October 6, 2016

Dating Hot Russian Girls

Seems that President Obama is mad with Russian President Putin and is threatening to bar government employees from dating them on line.