Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Fair Play for Hoodie Wearers Act

BOTH PRESIDENT OBAMA AND  THE LEAST REV. AL SHARPTON, THE RACE-BAITERS PAL, HAVE SUGGESTED THAT CONGRESS APPROPRIATE SOME $263,000,000 TO PROVIDE LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENTS ACROSS THE NATION WITH FUNDS THAT WOULD PROVIDE SOME 50,000 PERSONAL BODY CAMERAS SO THAT THE RACIST ACTS OF WHITE CRACKER OFFICERS CAN BE DOCUMENTED.  AT THE SAME TIME REV. AL AND HIS WHITE HOUSE CO-CONSPIRATOR ARE CALLING FOR AN ADDITIONAL $500,000,000 TO PROVIDE THE ESTIMATED 1,000,000 INNOCENT BLACK VICTIMS OF POLICE BRUTALITY WITH GUCCI AND GIORGIO ARMANI HOODIES AVAILABLE IN ALL COLORS EXCEPT WHITE FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.  THE REASON FOR THE HOODIES IS QUITE CLEAR ACCORDING TO PRESIDENT OBAMA.

A RIDER HAS BEEN ATTACHED TO THE "FAIR-PLAY FOR HOODIE WEARERS ACT" THAT WOULD ALLOW THE LORETTA LYNCH JUSTICE DEPARTMENT TO HAVE COMPLETE EDITORIAL CONTROL  OF ANY AND ALL FILM COLLECTED BY POLICE BODY CAMS TO ASSURE "OBAMA-STYLE" TRANSPARENCY.   

Recently, President Obama was asked what would he do should Congress fail to act on this pending bill.  He replied, that if Republicans do not pass it, he would simply issue another Executive Order and fund that decree by using funds from the Defense Department.  Obama continued, after all an entry level private in the military makes a whopping $1468 per month and that comes out to about $9 per hour based on a 40 hour work week, which actually makes them over paid considering the fact they get free meals and board.  When asked about his call to raise the minimum wage to $15 per hour, the President responded with what was probably the most honest statement he has made since being in office,  "most of those hard working Americans in minimum wage jobs in the private sector are Democrats and for some reason unknown to me most of those in the military are Republicans. So why should I raise their pay to $15, after all they don't vote for me".  I suppose that was his one Trumpian moment!  In other words one of the rare times he told the truth without tossing in his infamous political double talk!  Just a little satire, so don't get your panties in a wad.
By Ron Russell  

Saturday, May 21, 2016

Hillary attacks Bill's Bimbos

After little discussion between the DNC and RNC it has been agreed that the first Presidential Debate of the 2016 General Election will be moderated by none other than the great Jerry Springer.  Towels will also be supplied to both Hillary and Trump because of the excessive mud-slinging expected at what will probably be the most watched presidential debate in history.  It should be noted that the unsavory acts of both sides as been well documented, however there is a entire generation of young millennials who have no knowledge of how Hillary trashed those women who were abused by Bill,  with their lives  destroyed by her vicious attacks.  Maybe her defense of Bill was because of the love she had for her philandering chauvinistic husband or just perhaps it was something much darker.  Could it just be that Hillary realized that her political future was tied to the success of Bubba and that this scorned woman would do anything to protect her grandiose scheme of one day sitting in the Oval Office.  A office where she would have the old carpets replaced with a new stain-resistant fabric that would not reveal the transgressions of the "First Man"!  
At any rate the presidential debates will reveal to many Millennial Bernie Sanders voters a side of both Bill and Hillary they have never seen.  I suspect, these revelations will drive some into the Trump camp.  Of course, the fact that many Bernie supporter believe that the Democratic Primaries have been rigged to assure a Hillary victory will cause many more to jump ship and get on board the Trump Train.  Needless to say, the 2016 Presidential Debates will be interesting and unpredictable.  However, very predictable in one way.  We already know who will be declared the winner by those progressive  elites in the media and it won't be Trump!
by Ron Russell        

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Obama greeted by huge fireworks display as he arrives in Hiroshima

Obama will be the first sitting President to visit the thriving Japanese city of Hiroshima.  A city that was completely destroyed on August 6, 1945 by an America atomic bomb.  A few days later a second bomb was dropped on the city of Nagasaki bringing about an abrupt end to WWII.  The two bombs killed an estimated 200,000 people, but by ending the conflict a full scale invasion of the Japanese homeland was avoided.  A invasion that would have brought about the death of millions on both sides.  

However President Obama's apology tour to Hiroshima, was interrupted as Air Force One mysteriously disappeared from radar while on approach to the Hiroshima-Nishi Airport.

The mystery surrounding the disappearance of Obama and Air Force One remains unsolved and has only intensified after the recent discovery, of a metal plaque bearing the seal of the president of the United States, by a construction crew removing the last rubble from the A-bomb blast of some 70 years ago! 
By Ron Russell
Also Posted at Obama Satire        

Monday, May 2, 2016

Pink Tu-Tu

Once up on a time, a somewhat disoriented citizen of that infamous "City by the Bay" wondered into the small southern hamlet of Redneckville where he, or maybe she, had to gas up that subcompact hybrid with that awful carbon emitting fossil fuel pumped from Mother Earth.  After committing this necessary disgusting act against nature this proud resident of Frisco decided to clean up and get some relief in the restroom.  So this bearded one sporting a Beautiful Pink Tutu, where while attempting to enter the Ladies Room behind a cute 9 year old wearing pigtails, came face-to-face with the stark reality this was not San Francisco!  Don't you just love stories with a happy ending!   
By Ron Russell    

Sunday, May 1, 2016

Beloved American, John Wayne, branded as Racist by state of California

The California state assembly by a 35-20 vote rejected an effort to make May 26, John Wayne day, by claiming the deceased actor was a racist.  I suspect that real reason was because he was a white male conservative.  However, just last year, the state of Texas voted to make May 26 John Wayne Day in honor of the beloved actor.  It was just recently that the Obama Administration decided to take Andrew Jackson off the $20 dollar bill because he owned slaves.  One must wonder how long it will take liberal progressives to get around to both George Washington and Thomas Jefferson and remove their images from the nations currency, after all they owned slaves.  And then perhaps they will demand the tearing down of the Washington Monument as well as the Jefferson Memorial and then rename the nations capital.  It's beginning to look like any white male conservative dead or alive must be or have been a racist and his name stricken from the history books and all symbols of his existence expunged from the national landscape!  Should radical progressive Democrats gain full control in the USA, the book burning's of Nazi Germany will look like a mere spark along side of massive fires that will sweep the nation as a new Fascist intolerance seeks to silence free speech as well as the Constitution!  I suppose where the "Duke" made his biggest mistake as far as the left is concerned is that he failed to spit on the returning troops from Nam at the end of the Vietnam War, as was a common practice among left wing radicals particularly in California.  After all American troops were baby killers in the eyes of those indoctrinated at Universities like Berkeley!   

By Ron Russell