Friday, July 31, 2015

PETA AND THE WATER GUNS OF ZIMBAWE

FOLLOWING THE BEHEADING OF ZIMBAWE'S MOST BELOVED LION, CECIL; THE BENEVOLENT DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED LEADER OF THAT AFRICAN NATION, ROBERT MUGABE, HAS ISSUED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER DECLARING THAT IN THE FUTURE ALL PARTICIPANTS IN LION-HUNTING SAFARI'S BE ARMED ONLY WITH WATER PISTOLS----WITH THE EXCEPTION OF AMERICAN BOY SCOUTS WHO ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CARRY SUCH DEVICES.  AT THIS TIME SOME 53 MEMBERS OF PETA HAVE SIGNED UP FOR THE FIRST SUCH SAFARI ALONG WITH AN UNDISCLOSED NUMBER OF MEMBERS OF THE ACLU AND THE DNC.
IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT FOR THE NRA (NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION) IS CO-OPERATING WITH PETA AND PLANS TO FUND 90% OF THE COST OF THIS EXPEDITION.  BUT AT THIS TIME NO MEMBERS OF THAT ORGANIZATION HAVE SIGNED UP FOR THE GRAND SAFARI.  THE MOTIVE OF THE NRA REMAINS SOMEWHAT UNCLEAR AT THIS TIME.  HOWEVER, SOME NRA MEMBERS WERE SEEN LAUGHING WHEN THEY EXITED AN EXECUTIVE MEETING OF THAT ORGANIZATION.  MEANWHILE IN WASHINGTON, PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, HIMSELF, HAS INDICATED AN INTEREST IN JOINING THE FIRST SAFARI TO THE ZIMBABWEAN SAVANNAS.  ONE CAN ONLY HOPE!!!!!!!   

Friday, July 24, 2015

ISIS PLOT TO ATTACK CHICAGO


AN ISIS PLOT TO DELIVER A DEVASTATING   ATTACK ON CHICAGO HAS JUST BEEN UNCOVERED.  DETAILS OF THE ACTUAL ATTACK REMAIN A MYSTERY, BUT A FEW THINGS ARE KNOW AT THIS TIME.  IT APPEARS THAT ISIS HAS CHOSEN CHICAGO AS IT'S GROUND ZERO BECAUSE IT IS THE HOME TOWN OF BARACK OBAMA.  SOME ANALYSIS SEEM TO BELIEVE THE ATTACK WILL COME BY AIR FROM CHARTERED AIRLINERS AS ISIS HAS MORE THAT ENOUGH MONEY TO CHARTER AS MANY PLANES AS ARE NEEDED.  WHILE OTHERS ARE CONTENDING THAT ISIS WILL SIMPLY USE THE OPEN SOUTHERN BORDER OF THE UNITED STATES TO SEND HUNDREDS OF HARDENED FIGHTERS INTO THIS COUNTRY AND HAVE THEM ATTACK MULTIPLE TARGETS IN THE WINDY CITY INCLUDING THE LARGE MALLS, CITY HALL, AND PERHAPS THE SEARS TOWER AT SOME DESIGNATED TIME.  ANOTHER POSSIBLE SCENARIO IS THAT ISIL (AS PRESIDENT OBAMA CALLS THIS GROUP) IS THAT THESE  MURDEROUS TERRORIST ARE PLANNING TO FLOOD THE CITY'S GANG AREAS WITH THOUSANDS OF MILITARY STYLE GUNS AND BEGIN A RUMOR THAT A WHITE POLICEMAN HAS SHOT AN UNARMED BLACK WOMAN.  THEREBY BRINGING ABOUT A MASSIVE GANG ATTACK ON THE POLICE AND INNOCENT WHITE PASSERBY'S THROWING THE CITY INTO CHAOS WITH VAST AREAS OF THE INNER CITY GOING UP IN FLAMES DURING THE TOTAL ANARCHY THAT WOULD FOLLOW.  BUT AS INDICATED, THE DETAILS OF THIS COWARDLY ATTACK ARE UNKNOWN AT THIS TIME AND PROBABLY WILL REMAIN A MYSTERY UNTIL THE ACTUAL ATTACK BEGINS TO UNFOLD.  MEANWHILE, THE PRESIDENT, CONFIRMING HIS LACKADAISICAL INTEREST IN SUCH MATTERS IS PLANNING ANOTHER VACATION.  THIS TIME TO KENYA, AS CHICAGO, HIS HOME TOWN DOES NOT APPEAR TO BE A SAFE BET AT THIS TIME.      

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Friday, July 17, 2015

OBAMA TO SIGN EXECUTIVE ORDER ON GUN FREE ZONES

FOLLOWING THE MURDER OF 4 U.S. MARINES IN CHATTANOOGA BY A MISGUIDED YOUNG MAN, OUR DEAR LEADER WILL TAKE DECISIVE ACTION TO ASSURE THAT SUCH AN ACT DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN.  BARACK "HIMSELF" OBAMA WILL SIGN A EXECUTIVE ORDER TODAY MANDATING THAT ALL "GUN FREE ZONE" SIGNS BE DOUBLED IN SIZE AND BE WRITTEN IN BOTH ENGLISH AND ARABIC.

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

WASHINGTON'S TOMB LOOTED AND REMAINS STOLEN


EARLY TODAY IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MAUSOLEUM AT MOUNT VERNON HAD BEEN BROKEN INTO AND THE TOP OF THE STONE SARCOPHAGUS REMOVE AND THE FIRST PRESIDENT'S REMAINS, WHERE THEY HAD RESTED FOR 216 YEARS, STOLEN.  SOCIAL ACTIVIST WERE QUICK TO POINT OUT THAT IT WAS ABOUT TIME THAT THOSE RACIST FOUNDERS WERE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE AND THE POSTMORTEM PERSECUTION OF THESE 18th CENTURY BIGOTS WAS JUSTIFIED.
SOME ON THE RIGHT WERE QUICK TO POINT OUT THAT THE MILITARY GUARDS, NORMALLY POSITIONED AT THE GATES OF THE MAUSOLEUM, HAD JUST BEEN REMOVED THE DAY BEFORE BECAUSE OF ORDERS COMING FROM THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF.  LEADING MANY TO BELIEVE THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA WAS IN SOME WAY COMPLICATE IN THIS GRAND THEFT.
 
THEME FOR ABOVE POST FROM THE PEOPLES CUBE

Monday, July 13, 2015

GRAVE DIGGERS ANONYMOUS


THOSE ON THE LEFT HAVE ORGANIZED A SMALL ARMY OF DEDICATED PROGRESSIVES TO DIG UP THE GRAVES OF FALLEN CONFEDERATE HEROES AND MOVE THEM TO REMOTE SITES AWAY FROM PUBLIC VIEW.  IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT FOR YEARS DEMOCRATS THROUGHOUT MOST NORTHERN CITES HAVE PERFECTED THE ART OF DIGGING UP GRAVES AND CARTING THE DECAYING RESIDENTS OFF TO LOCAL POLLING PLACES.  NOT TO BE OUTDONE BY THESE EXTREMIST MANY ON THE RIGHT HAVE JOINED A SECRET ORGANIZATION (GRAVE DIGGERS ANONYMOUS) AND PLAN TO DISPATCH THE ROTTING REMAINS OF FALLEN UNION SOLDIERS AT LOCATIONS THROUGHOUT THE SOUTH AND SEND THEM TO   SECRET WATERY GRAVES IN THE SWAMPS OF BOTH FLORIDA AND LOUISIANA.  IF THIS FU#KING CRAP IS GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IT'S GOOD FOR THE GANDER!!!

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Top Neanderthal Scientist new the earth was warming 100,000 years ago!

DEER HUNTING IN AMERICA FOLLOWING GUN BAN

Some have wondered what Deer Hunters would do if a nation wide gun ban becomes the law of the land.  Don't worry Obama has a solution!

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

WILL OBAMA BAN DATING RUSSIAN GIRLS ON LINE


WILL OBAMA BAN DATING RUSSIAN WOMEN ONLINE BECAUSE OF THE RUSSIAN INVASION OF UKRAINE?