Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Flat Earth Summit held in Paris

HEADS OF STATE FROM ACROSS THE WORLD HAVE GATHERED FOR THE FIRST CLIMATE CHANGE FLAT EARTH SUMMIT IN PARIS.  LEADING SCIENTIST AT THE SUMMIT DECLARED THAT GLOBAL WARMING FLAT EARTH SCIENCE WAS A SETTLED ISSUE.  THOSE FEW WHO DARED DEFY THIS WERE UNABLE TO EXPLAIN THE RISING NUMBERS OF SHIPS LOST AT SEA CAUSED BY INCREASED ACTIVITY OF SHIPS ATTEMPTING TO SAIL INTO UNKNOWN WATERS.  WORLD LEADERS ARE CALLING FOR A BAN ON ALL SUCH MARINE TRAFFIC INTO UNCHARTED WATERS IN ORDER TO PROTECT THE FLEETS OF ALL PARTICIPATING COUNTRIES.  THIS ACTION WAS DEEMED NECESSARY TO ENSURE THE CONTINUED PROSPERITY OF ALL STATES ATTENDING THE SUMMIT.  DURING HIS CLOSING ADDRESS PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA KING CHARLES VI OF FRANCE SAID THESE RESTRICTIONS ON CARBON EMISSIONS MARITIME TRAVEL WERE ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY FOR THE FUTURE OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT.
BY  Ron Russell   

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